Three Cats Consulting

You’ve probably heard that AI
can help your business.
You’re probably not sure what that means.

That’s not a gap in your knowledge. It’s a reasonable response to a lot of noise. Most of what gets written about AI is aimed at tech companies and marketing departments. You’re running the whole thing yourself.

The question worth answering is a simple one: out of everything AI is supposed to do, what — if anything — would actually help your specific business, given your time and the way you actually work?

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A straight look at your business.
An honest answer.

We look at your business before we say anything about it. Your website, how you describe your products, how you reach customers, how you bring them back. Then we write a report — not a deck full of buzzwords, but a plain-language document that tells you what we found and what, if anything, to do about it.

The report is 20–25 pages. It is written specifically about your business. It is not a template with your name swapped in. It is not a quiz result. It is a document you can read in an hour, act on the same day, and come back to for months.

Section One

Your Brand Voice

How your business sounds to the world right now. What’s working, what’s getting lost, and what customers are actually responding to. Most small food businesses have a stronger voice than they realize. This section helps you see it clearly and use it deliberately.

Section Two

Marketing Recommendations

Specific things you could be doing differently, sized to your actual capacity. Not “post more content.” The email you’re not sending that would bring people back. The thing your packaging says that your website doesn’t.

Section Three

The AI Opportunity Map

This is the honest part. We go through the real list of things AI can do and sort it into three columns: genuinely useful for you, probably not worth your time, and not a fit at all. We explain each one in plain language. No hype. No pressure.

Section Four

Your Consultant System Blueprint

If there are AI tools that would help, this section tells you exactly which ones, how to approach setting them up, and what to realistically expect. If there aren’t, we say that too — and explain why.

Something you can hold.
And something you can use right away.

Reports are completed in the order they’re received. When yours is ready, you’ll get a download link the same day it is completed — and a printed copy in the mail shortly after.

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Digital download — same day it’s completed

A PDF sent to you the day the report is finished. Read it immediately, share it with anyone who helps you with your business, keep it on file. Yours to use however you need it.

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Printed report — mailed the same day

A physical copy of your report, printed and bound, mailed to you the same day the PDF goes out. Arrives within 5–7 days. Something you can sit with, mark up, and put on a shelf. Not a brochure — your actual report.

Simple process.
No surprises.

1

Fill out a short intake form

About ten minutes. Tells us what you make, how you sell it, what’s working, and what isn’t. No technical knowledge required — we’re asking about your business, not about software.

2

We research and write the report

Using what you tell us in the intake as a guide, we search publicly available information about your business — your website, social media, product listings, and anything else findable. Reports are completed in the order they’re received.

3

You get the PDF and the printed copy

Download link the day it’s done. Printed copy in your mailbox within 5–7 days after that. No calls required. No follow-up pitch. The report is the deliverable.

This isn’t for everyone.
We’ll tell you that up front.

If your business is running exactly the way you want it to, you’re not overwhelmed, and you have time to think — you may not need this. If you already have a marketing team or a tech person on staff, this probably isn’t the right entry point.

But if you’re doing all of it yourself — the making, the selling, the emails, the website, the posts — and you’re wondering whether any of the AI tools you keep hearing about could actually give you some of that time back, that’s exactly what this is built for.

We work best with people who are:

  • Running a small food business mostly or entirely on their own
  • Curious about AI but don’t know where to start — or what to believe
  • Not looking to become a technology company, just a better-run one
  • Open to an honest answer, even if that answer is “not much would help you right now”
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The AI Business Audit

Flat fee

$297

No retainer. No follow-up pitch. One flat fee for a 20–25 page report written specifically about your business — delivered digitally the day it’s completed, and in print shortly after.

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Fill out the intake form and we’ll be in touch to confirm your order before any payment is collected.

“Sometimes the best AI implementation is none. We’ll tell you that too.”
Foundation Stone — Nothing That Doesn’t Need To Be There